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If Not For Home Training

You know how Nigerians say if not for home training when they think of doing something nasty.



Hello, you're welcome to another episode of everything fabulous with Mo🥂. How are you and how has the last couple of days been? I'm sure excited I'm not sure why. Here is a super shout out to Queen for pampering me this weekend. I love you❣💓💓.



Home training is a big deal where I'm from. There are so many times Nigerians will tell you "if not for home training, I would have done this." Like it's an excuse for so many things.


And the older generation will say "you lack home training." When you do something they don't like. It seems home training is a regulator of bad habits.



Anyhoo, enough of these stories, today I'm talking about things I would have done if home training was not an excuse. I'm excited about this list.




Have a Jamaican baby daddy called Ice cool


This would be nice but I think its more of priorities rather than home training. For now, Jamaica is still on my list of countries I want to marry from




Have a tattoo that says guns and roses.


Because why not?




Post the link to my only fans


I mean, I can shake some booty




Be that member of the family that other members warn their friends not to associate with. Why? They said I'm a black sheep.




Be a polysaccharide infant or glucose ward


Who knows my glucose guardian might be a billionaire, and I'll be living my best life




Fight in public.

Home training stops me every time


thank you for the time spent in reading it. the list is just vibes. tell me what you would do if home training was not stopping you.

 
 
 

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4 Comments


I think I'd be the friend parents will tell you not to move with and be the black sheep of my family

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Omooooooooo

I was laughing all through 😂😂😂😂. You can still get the Jamaican man, we need a new passport 😎😎😎

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David Erioluwa
David Erioluwa
Jan 27, 2021

Always knew you were a low-key gangsta. 😹

If not for home training, I'll love to have a tattoo of black roses, marry a girl with Harley Quinn's kinda reckless and just eat anywhere with reckless abandon.


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Queen M
Queen M
Jan 27, 2021

Thanks for the shout out💃🏽❤️ I love you too baby. Because of Home training, I haven't ever gone clubbing😭 My parents told me when I was little that Nightclubs are for gangsters and sex workers, now I know it's a lie but I still haven't ever been to one.

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